Why did Newton commit suicide?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few tamil movies that
had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and
laws
in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an
extentthat he went Paranoid. Here are a few scenes


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1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights,
our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


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2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


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3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah?
not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires
his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...


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This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie
for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would
follow his
theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!


The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side
of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if
he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's
the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws
one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height
of
the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.

Newton commits suicide...