Deadly PJ............

1. How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???






get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!

2. Y cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??





























B'coz .....






















HIPS DONT LIE. :-)

3. This PJ can even faint u.
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge.

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bcoz




sin90 = cot45!!

4. Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the
middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the
plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some
time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the
sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave". The old
lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the
sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air
hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally
the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the
sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,
the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt.
replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All
others will go to Jalandhar."