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Life at the Florida Mobile Home Park
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?">
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
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Another two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a
Widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another as the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration' , she answered "Yes.
Yes, I will."
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to
Their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just
Could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to
The telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
Meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "I am so glad that you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
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A man was telling his neighbour in Trailer Estates, "I just bought a
New hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the
art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbour "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates
Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw
Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
Really doing great, aren't you?"
"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.",
Morris replied.
To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a
heart murmur. Be careful!!'
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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper", an ice
Cream parlour in Trailer Estates, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up
onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "arthritis