Letter 2 Bill Gatez!!

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a
computer for
our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only
******
appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
we
face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware
vendor
Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because
of
this we open the e-mail
account with password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves
do not know what the
password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down button.
There
is a button 'start' but there is no stop button. We request you to
check
this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run'
has ran
upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can
click
that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. Also there is 'Find' button
but
it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a
lot for
tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,
Banta Singh
Punjab

Check this out.... It Really Worked with me....

Here you have a great chance to know about yourself
like your character etc. without spending any
money. This test was devised by oxford university.
It tells about your personality just by your choice.
So know yourself & enjoy

Here it is.....

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in
the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of
you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut,and
another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round
table. In the middle of the table was a round food
tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.
There are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange

Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u! Pls be very Honest to
yourself.....
& Now scroll down for results:

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TEST RESULTS:
Here are the results.
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a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person
who loves to eat Apple
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person
who loves to eat Banana
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a
person who loves to eat Strawberry
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person
who loves to eat Peach
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are person
who loves to eat Orange


Note: If u r hunting for me to punch me.....Well...I
am busy hunting for the person who sent me this!!!!!

Why did Newton commit suicide?

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few tamil movies that
had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and
laws
in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for
everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an
extentthat he went Paranoid. Here are a few scenes


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1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the
fights,
our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!


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2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces,
which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


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3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does. Nah?
not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots,
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and
fires
his gun.
Bang... the gangster dies...


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This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely
shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another
movie
for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would
follow his
theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!


The 'climax' finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side
of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if
he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's
the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws
one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height
of
the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the
first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is
dead.

Newton commits suicide...